Sorry if you thought we were dead. Ben almost was. Thirty-three weeks and you won't believe the stew: young doctors, littering, dog shit, crazy to scare off crazy, John McEnroe and Jim Caviezel. How aren't you, by the way?

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire ... but so is a pillow in our bunch of sharehouse stories. Who's not on fire? People who tuck their ears into caps. Kids who have cool marbles and get fast food dropped off at lunchtime. Walkers who don't...

We take on the topics others don't: losing your virginity to Eddie Vedder, the ridiculous hysteria around Jeffrey Dahmer, living forever with the support of a psychologist, band names to avoid and why 2022 is The Horse With No Name. All with ou...

Context is everything. Maybe that's why our last ep. sucked. So watch The Hand that Rocks the Cradle. But don't watch too much sport, unless you're a Renaissance Man. Never be good at giving high fives. You're not 15 anymore. Know more than you...

EPISODE 5•It's been so long that we forgot what we were talking about. Hear for yourself. Unless it's about that fight we were in. It makes you wonder if Tom Waits would just Google it. Or Charles Bukowski? He'd likely vomit at the thou...